sara / i want to spangle angelina's banner‏


Zayn looks so good I don’t want to ever see another person again I want the last thing I ever see to be Zayn when I sleep tonight I want to dream only of his face like how did that happen I didn’t know mitosis and meosis could happen so flawlessly not a single thing went wrong they had some skill points cooking in that ovary because it gave birth to a +10 all stats god named Zayn Malik


I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and



me: *talks about zayn shoving his arm up my asshole and ejaculating liquid gold into my eyes blinding me for all eternity since his precum is more powerful than thunderstorms*

me: *has never kissed a boy*